If you are reading this…i’ve died from Meningitis. All of you sluts will have to live through hell week at Kappa Kappa Tau without me…
To President Chanel…I leave you my pearl necklace from the hot store Zenith that you mostly likely ripped from my dead body. Love you too Pres ❤
To Chanel #3 I leave you my favorite heels from CandyDoll in the exclusive MINT color that suits me best but I know you are actually jealous of and want to wear.
and lastly to Chanel #5 I leave you the dress I died in from Moon Amore…you know that thing will be famous now so you’re welcome.
And to the rest of Kappa Kappa Tau I grace you with my ultimate beauty secrets: my favorite hair salon that I go to is !Oleander...guard this secret as a Chanel-only secret, no one else can know! If you tell…the Red Devil will get you!
For those who want to completely become me (I mean who wouldn’t?!) you can visit my friendly plastic surgeon at the LOGO clinic and visit Dr. Glam Affair and ask for the “Sia” look. She will hook you up!
Farewell my fellow Kappa Kappa Tau’s!
Side note: be wary if Chanel tells you she is going to give you this “super awesome new spa treatment coupon!” …you will most likely get Meningitis and die.